[OH GOD WHAT IS THATIt's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again ( Read more... )

The temple had a large room with tables and chairs, usually used for meetings between the monks. Right now it had been appropriated for Issei's birthday party, and was full of food and streamers. Guests were milling about, talking to each other and waiting for Issei to arrive ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on to show a rabbit apparently sitting at Issei's desk, ears drooped. Most rabbits aren't that shade of blue, however, and certainly none in Issei's world are. It lets out a soft little whimper.]

I can't even apologize to Haruto like this...

[Oh, hey, subtitles. That's helpful, especially considering that rabbits don't say ( Read more... )

Hakuba, Koizumi. I was thinking that it's been a while since we've been able to go out together, just the three of us. What do you say about a date this afternoon?

((This post is basically an excuse to let people go 'WTF' at Issei being affected by the OT3 virus.))

For the record: I am not currently employed at a maid cafe. Any belief I had that I was employed at one came from the virus. I have no desire whatsoever to work there.

I also violently despise Koizumi Akako, who brainwashed me again. And I am exceedingly grateful for the Valentine's Day virus.

[Locked away from anyone the labors are directed ( Read more... )

[The first thing viewers of the video will notice is Akako Koizumi, cackling maniacally. Her outfit is the same as usual, but the whip she keeps cracking seems to be a new addition.

The camera pans out to reveal a large group of community members erecting a giant statue of Akako. She laughs again.]

Work faster, slaves! And when you're done ( Read more... )

[The video camera flicks on as Issei sits back down in his chair, obviously having stood up to turn it on. He seems a bit nervous, swallowing a few times before he finally speaks.]I wasn't sure what would be the best thing to do in this situation, since it's impossible to say which of us should go first, but it would be a shame if neither of us ( Read more... )

If my life would stop being interesting, I would really appreciate it.

Firstly - Koizumi, when I say that I will never fall for you, I of course mean without magical intervention. Your ability to enslave me was never in question ( Read more... )

If anyone were to be keeping tabs on Issei's timeline, they would notice that Issei had suddenly gone missing, again. Only this time, he disappeared without a word to anyone. They would probably find it strange.

If they had been keeping an eye on the community, they would find it a lot less strange.

((...okay, this is totally an excuse to use ( Read more... )

I'm a man again! I don't think I've ever been this thrilled in my life ( Read more... )